1
00:00:01,269 --> 00:00:03,737
[Up-tempo music playing]

2
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX

3
00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,040
-Hey, yo, Spice Squad!

4
00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:09,877
I am here at
the old paper warehouse,

5
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

6
00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:12,746
where, legend has it,

7
00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,217
a psychotic janitor was
let go from his job,

8
00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,620
and was so pissed off,
he went on a killing spree.

9
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,491
Legend also has it that
his ghost still roams

10
00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,827
this very property!

11
00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,897
Guess we'll find out if he's
here tonight, Spice Squad.

12
00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:35,236
Let's rack up some views.
Here we go.

13
00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,445
[Laughs]

14
00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:48,682
Holy crap.

15
00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:52,420
Hold on,
you all have to see this.

16
00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,122
For a place haunted
by a janitor,

17
00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,457
this place sure is messy.

18
00:00:56,557 --> 00:01:00,728
Mr. Clean! Hello!

19
00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,764
Are you home? Anyone in here?

20
00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,467
What the --

21
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,202
Yo, dude!

22
00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,179
Hold on.

23
00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,683
Okay, screw it.

24
00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:29,557
[Laughs]

25
00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:35,129
Good news, guys,
there's no killer janitor here.

26
00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:39,300
Bad news, God,
his shoes sure as hell are.

27
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,402
[Sniffs, gags]

28
00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:46,340
Smells like janitors'
jock strap.

29
00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,244
Or is the proper term
"custodian" these days?

30
00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:57,418
Come on. [Laughing] Holy crap.

31
00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:01,255
Yo, 10k? Come on, guys,
let's get this thing trending.

32
00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,991
Share, share. Send this
to your friends, your family.

33
00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:06,093
What other Live Life
streamer is taking you

34
00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,696
through a haunted
paper warehouse,

35
00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,333
risking their life?
No one.

36
00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,302
Okay.

37
00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,736
Let's see what's around here.

38
00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:24,312
[Laughing] Holy crap.

39
00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,714
[Sighs] Yes.

40
00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,318
And this completes
the janitor's cosplay set.

41
00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:35,122
Beautiful.
What's behind door number one?

42
00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:37,625
It's Spicy Steve!
[Laughs]

43
00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,196
[Sighs]

44
00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:45,032
What the hell?

45
00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,468
That's definitely
not a coat hanger.

46
00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,370
-[Muffled yelling]
-Oh, God!

47
00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:53,541
[Crying] No, please, please,
please, don't hurt me, please!

48
00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:57,177
-Gotcha, bitch! [Laughs]

49
00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,213
My props to Big Tony
for the assist.

50
00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,549
Go Team Chony!
-What the hell, dude?

51
00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,217
-Oh, my God, did you just piss
your pants?

52
00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,252
-No, I did not piss my pants.
-Did you really?!

53
00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,886
He did!
-Shut up!

54
00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,388
-I told you I was gonna punk
his ass.

55
00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,390
-Turn this off.
-He's literally crying, look.

56
00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,525
[Mouse clicks]

57
00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,795
[Mouse clicking, man sighs]

58
00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:25,506
-* Boy, no Shot, no gimmick,
no give me luck *

59
00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,508
* No playing, go get it,
no giving up *

60
00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,543
* No gas? Get a mask,
like give it up *

61
00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,612
* Gotta get it,
gotta kill it, like fill it up *

62
00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,381
* No drop, no wait, no hold on

63
00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,783
* Cocked back, let it go,
like so long *

64
00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,785
* Black suit, black tie,
with a slow song *

65
00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,920
* Come through, clean 'em up,
put the soap on 'em *

66
00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,722
* No quit, no wait,
no stopping *

67
00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,891
* Pull it, pop it, flip it,
cop it *

68
00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,926
* No bull, no wait, no --

69
00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,628
-* Better than a champ
-* What

70
00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,229
-* Better than a champ
-* What, what

71
00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,731
-* You're a Chad
-* What

72
00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,232
-* C-C-Chad
-* What

73
00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:56,637
-* C-C-Chadpion
-* What?

74
00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,140
Yo, it's your boy, Chad Ryan,
coming at you

75
00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,710
from my beautiful neighborhood
here in heavenly Santa Monica,

76
00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:06,146
right before I take my trip
into hell.

77
00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,148
That is right, Chadpions,

78
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,984
the journey into Devil's Manor
is finally here.

79
00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,086
But I will not be taking
this quest alone, though.

80
00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:16,123
Oh, no, no, no.
We got Spennifer tagging along.

81
00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,991
So if we need
an acoustic love song

82
00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,461
or a makeup tutorial,
we're all set.

83
00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:23,497
Along with my main man,
Spicy Steve.

84
00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,633
Now, Spencer and Jennifer

85
00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,234
are gonna be on the Spennifer
Live Life stream --

86
00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,337
you can file that
under no shit --

87
00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:32,139
while I am gonna be
with Steve on his stream.

88
00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,575
Yes, you heard that right,
Chadpions.

89
00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,445
I have agreed to let Steve run
the show this one time,

90
00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,747
but don't you worry.

91
00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,782
I'll be there to make sure he
doesn't cry like a little baby
--

92
00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,417
[Steve sighs, mouse clicks]

93
00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,185
You can find all the products
that we used today

94
00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,788
up in my bio,
so go ahead and click that link.

95
00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:51,359
Anyway, that concludes our...
-Both: Devils Manor glow up.

96
00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,593
-...this little prank war
going on with Chad.

97
00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,961
-Yeah...
-So people think we're,

98
00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,596
you know,
trying to do something.

99
00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,197
-Everybody -- Yeah,
everybody just keeps asking.

100
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,532
They're like, you know,
are we gonna pop up

101
00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,468
to Devil's Manor
and try to scare them?

102
00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,135
It's like, you know...
-I mean, I get it.

103
00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,971
It's the perfect set up
for guys like us.

104
00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,973
-It is.
-But do you really think
we're crazy enough to fly

105
00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,008
out all the way to Louisiana,
like,

106
00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,877
just to play a prank
on Chad Ryan?

107
00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,045
I mean, come on.
-Yeah.

108
00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,814
-Definitely. We're definitely
crazy enough to do it.
-Absolutely.

109
00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,684
-But I'm just not --
[Chat notifications pinging]

110
00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,453
[Typing]

111
00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,097
[Sighs]

112
00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,768
[Dinging]

113
00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,640
-Tomorrow night is the night.

114
00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,509
We are going to Devil's Manor.

115
00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,811
It is gonna be hella scary!

116
00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,884
Scary -- Not that I get scared.

117
00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:56,757
I -- I -- I don't get scared,
I -- I -- I -- Um...

118
00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,159
[Sigh] Damn it.

119
00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,829
Spice. Spice.
[Dinging]

120
00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,267
What's up, Spice Squad?

121
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:11,539
It's the one,
the only Spicy Steve --

122
00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,174
the man, the myth, the legend.

123
00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:17,911
And I'm here to remind you
that tomorrow night,

124
00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,448
it's finally here.
And guess what?

125
00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:24,685
That's right,
we are going to Devil's Manor.

126
00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,920
You are not gonna
want miss this

127
00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,123
because, boy, you are in
for a treat.

128
00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,627
We have got Chad Ryan,
Jennifer Ortiz,

129
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:37,431
and Spencer Logan
coming along with me.

130
00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:40,934
It's like the Avengers
of social media.

131
00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:44,304
And they're all coming
along with me

132
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:50,578
to my hometown in Louisiana
for a little road trip to hell.

133
00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:55,315
So tell your family, tell
your friends, tell your priest,

134
00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,586
because you are
not gonna want to miss this.

135
00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:01,989
I'll see you all tomorrow,
8:00 p.m. sharp.

136
00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,492
Steve out.

137
00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:07,060
[Clicking]

138
00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,667
[Sighs]

139
00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,604
[Notifications pinging]

140
00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,806
Yes.

141
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,477
[Click]

142
00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:29,149
-Whoa! [Laughs]
Look who it is.

143
00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,819
Just a few influencers
in the wild.

144
00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,321
-There he is.
-Oh, Chad Ryan, look at you.

145
00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,157
[Smooching]
-You look so, so cute.

146
00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:41,261
-Ooh, Jen, look --
-That is so excessive,
these highlighter colors, ew.

147
00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,531
-I'm sexy, okay?
-Awful.

148
00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,065
-Where the hell we going?

149
00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:52,873
-We're not going anywhere.
-About the time I got here.

150
00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,543
-This is crazy.
-Yeah, I don't know
what time it is now.

151
00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:58,045
-This would never happen in L.A.
-Okay.

152
00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,713
[People cheering]

153
00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,115
-Jesus. My hair and
my eyelashes are gonna fly off!

154
00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,351
Honey!
-I swallowed a skeeter.

155
00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:05,786
-Ugh!

156
00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,521
-[Whispering indistinctly]

157
00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,289
-Hi-yah!

158
00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,592
-[Screaming]

159
00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,699
-You guys, I am so sorry.

160
00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,369
[CHeeky D's "The Kangaroo"
plays]

161
00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,071
-* It's time to put in work

162
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,640
* Better now before I get put
in the dirt *

163
00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,743
-* Baby, I've been thinkin',
thinkin', thinkin' 'bout you *

164
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,013
* When the light's out

165
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:37,751
* Mmm, I'm still thinkin' 'bout
you, where you at now? *

166
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,353
[Indistinct vocalizing]

167
00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,590
*

168
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,725
[Screams]

169
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,394
Are you not entertained?

170
00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,262
-Where do you --
Where do you even get this?

171
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,698
-Internet, brother.

172
00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:53,366
-Hey, guys, it's your boy,
Chad Ryan.

173
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,268
I'm an actual piece of shit.

174
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,337
-Okay, Stevie's turn.
Now it's Stevie's turn.

175
00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:01,074
-I can't see. I can't see!
-[Screaming]

176
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,877
[Laughter]
-I actually couldn't see.

177
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,445
-Oh, good.
-We love that.

178
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,015
-Here's a little sample
of my latest single,

179
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,951
"Swipe Right on My Heart."
-[Chuckles] You're so cute.

180
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:15,789
-* Swipe right on my heart
and swipe left on your doubts *

181
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:21,461
* All we need is our love
to figure this out *

182
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,365
-No stop, don't. Dude.
-* Swipe right on my ass

183
00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,701
* Swipe left on my dick

184
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:33,106
* All I need is for you
to give my ballsack a lick *

185
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,108
-Enough. Enough.
Hey, hey, hey.

186
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,111
-Alright, that's enough.
-Okay.

187
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,080
-The golden hour's right here.
Look, I can see it.

188
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,150
-Yeah, more like golden shower.
Zing-a-da-ling.

189
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,452
-Stop. You really gotta
go there all the time.

190
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,721
-Ew.
-What?

191
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,889
-Alright, that's kinda cool.
-You guys, we're not into
piss kink stuff?

192
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,457
-Would you do it?
-Yeah.

193
00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,826
-Yeah? Have you done it?
-How many followers?

194
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,295
[Laughter]

195
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,397
-Steve, I should've
probably asked you this earlier,

196
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,767
but what does the bathroom
situation look like?

197
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:03,737
-Well, the closest town is,
like, an hour away, so trees.

198
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,474
-Oh, yeah, I love that for me.
That's awesome. Thanks.

199
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,077
-Ayo, Chadpions, it's your boy,
Chad Ryan,

200
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,847
and we are how far out?
-Quarter mile.

201
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,817
-Quarter mile away
from Devil's Manor, bitches.

202
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,488
It's about to get hunky-gory,
if you know what I'm saying.

203
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,491
Best watch out Satan,
because I'm cumming.

204
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,593
-Want a less R-rated,
crude version?

205
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,162
Go ahead and look at us
on our Spennifer channel.

206
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:32,165
It's gon' be hot, it's gon' be
sexy, it's gon' be cute, ah!

207
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,935
-So maybe R rated?
-A little.

208
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,469
-Can't make any promises though.

209
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,472
[Rock 'n' roll music plays]

210
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,908
*

211
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,445
Alright, it's --
it got dark so fast.

212
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,148
-It's here somewhere.
Oh, is this it?

213
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,817
-Yes. Whoo!
-Okay, great.

214
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,618
-Alright, let's flip the stream.
-Wait, no, no, no.

215
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,520
Dude, we still gotta drive
a little further up.

216
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,723
-No, no, no, let's walk.
We gotta build anticipation.

217
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,524
-Now you want to walk?
-Yeah, buddy.

218
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,226
-I think I have a great opening.

219
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:03,697
-Wait, hold on.

220
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,799
Alright.

221
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,902
-Yo, yo, yo, dude, alright,
so I think I'm gonna, like --

222
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,370
-Does everyone have
their flashlight?

223
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,539
-Yeah.
-Okay.

224
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,242
-I'm gonna start, like -- God,
I can't see anything,

225
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,210
-I'm gonna go over here.
-I'm gonna start on
the woods, right?

226
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,246
And then I'll turn it
around on us, right?

227
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,081
You know, like a reveal.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love that shit, bro.

228
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,051
Love that shit. Let's roll.
-Alright.

229
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:28,055
-What is up Spice Squad?
It's your boy, Spicy Steve,

230
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:32,760
and this is my 533rd day
of consecutive content and --

231
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,728
-And your man, Chad Ryan,

232
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:39,666
is also along for the ride
here at Devil's Manor, bitches.

233
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,769
Where we're going so far
up Satan's ass,

234
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,703
he's gonna need an enema
to get us out.

235
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,505
-Yeah.

236
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,207
-Shout out to my main man,
Spicy Steve.

237
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,508
He's on camera. Hopefully,
he doesn't come running,

238
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,543
crying for his mommy
this time,

239
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,047
because where we are,
ain't no help coming.

240
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,616
-Right, anyways, like I --
I was saying --

241
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,519
-So remember to like,
comment, subscribe @ChadRyan,

242
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,054
and don't forget
to check out the merch --

243
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,024
www.komodope.com.
Link is in the descripsh.

244
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,559
-And -- And don't forget
you can get some of my merch --

245
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:11,031
we got hats, shirts,
at Spice -- SpiceSquad.com.

246
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:15,735
Uh -- Whoa, dude.
We have 50,000 viewers, dude.

247
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,437
-I told you, buddy,

248
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,740
do not underestimate
the power of the Chad!

249
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:27,047
So, Devil's Manor.
A place where people died.

250
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,481
Steve. What else
you got on the history?

251
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,284
-Right. So, Devil's Manor --

252
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:35,055
back in the day there was
this guy named Wilson Burrows

253
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:40,093
who formed a cult that operated
out of this property right here.

254
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,430
They performed Satanic shit,
did dark rituals,

255
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,766
drank blood, probably sacrificed
some goats --

256
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,435
pretty nasty stuff.

257
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:52,339
But look y'all it --
it gets way, way worse.

258
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,908
They went into town, captured
and drugged five people,

259
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,345
brought them back
to this property, to this house,

260
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,014
and then butchered them
with an axe.

261
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,917
Nobody's heard from Burrows
or his posse --

262
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,619
-[Creepily] Until tonight!

263
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,588
-Hey guys, wait up.
-Oh.

264
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,491
-Hey.
-What's up?
We thought a bear ate ya.

265
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,526
Real quick question --
are we going the swamp first

266
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:18,498
or the house?
-Swamp? Swamp?

267
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,200
-You didn't know? They literally
fed one of the bodies

268
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,004
to the gators in the swamp.
-Steve-o!

269
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,006
-Dude --
-There's literally,

270
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,208
I'm sorry, Satanic,
human-eating alligators,

271
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,011
and you didn't open with that?
-That wasn't even confirmed yet.

272
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,414
And it was fifteen years ago.
-Actually, it was seventeen,

273
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,050
and it was confirmed
by the Monroe Times
newspaper archive.

274
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,619
-That's my girl.
Friggin' genius.

275
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,821
-I actually reached out
to one of the suspected members

276
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,556
of the cult
and asked if we could sit down,

277
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,625
talk about what happened,

278
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,394
have some delicious
homegrown Java Jen coffee,

279
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,030
but he didn't get back to me.
So rude.

280
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,665
But we still have coffee. Yay!

281
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,501
-Maybe someday there'll be
a ring at the bottom of that.

282
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,736
Who knows?
Subscribe to find out.

283
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,405
-[Laughs] Yeah.

284
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,373
Please don't put
any metal objects in my coffee.

285
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,909
It's gonna ruin it,
and I might choke on it.

286
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,911
Anyway, Steve-o, are we close
or what?

287
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,213
-Just keep going.

288
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,181
-It's just a little further.
It's right over this clearing.

289
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,883
-Okay.
-Hey, wait, before
we get up there, yo,

290
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,185
safety meeting, okay?

291
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,221
This place is really old,
and I read there's, like,

292
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,157
dangerous parts of the house
you just don't want to be in.

293
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,491
So --
-Oh, my God! There it is!

294
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,493
-Wait, dude! No, dude! Come on.
-Bye!

295
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,663
-Wait, Jen -- Wait, what?
Wait!

296
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,432
-Chad, hold on.
-Come on guys.

297
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,434
-[Screams]
-It's dark!

298
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,770
-Whoo!
-Yo, wait up!

299
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,339
-I'm coming for you!
-Come on!

300
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,843
-Oh, my God, this is crazy,
guys.

301
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,678
-Oh, my God.
-Okay, Spice Squad.

302
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,247
Here we are.
-This house is insane.

303
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:45,318
Ain't she a beaut?
It's so much scarier in person.

304
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:50,590
-No way!
-This is awesome.

305
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,193
-I'm the lady of the manor.
-[Sings "Addams Family" theme]

306
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,765
-[Laughs]
-Look at this.

307
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,102
-Ew, it's so -- [Gasps]
-Thanks for waiting for me.

308
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:06,974
-Baby, come here.
-Ah, Spennifer, once again.

309
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,642
-So when I said I wanted to get
a place outside of the city

310
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,545
with a nice fireplace, this was
not what I was thinking about.

311
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,781
-Oh, it's not so bad.
-Plenty of room

312
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,383
for little Spennifers
to run around one day.

313
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,551
-Oh, okay,
you can just say kids.

314
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,688
-[Singsong] Chaddy,
where are you?

315
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,397
-Chad Ryan, you better
come out right now.

316
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,632
Or I'm gonna hit you
in the balls

317
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,735
so hard you're gonna
be coughing them up tomorrow.

318
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,005
[Knocking]

319
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:41,975
-It's coming from there.
Open it.

320
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,344
-What, me?
-Yeah, yeah, you.

321
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,014
I'm not doing it.
There's two of you.

322
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,016
-Okay. Um...Here.

323
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,784
You can come over on this side.
You can get a better angle.

324
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,021
-W-Wait, d-do it together,
you know, like --

325
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,524
-Ah, good idea!
-Ok.

326
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,826
-[Shouting]
-[Screams]

327
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,194
-[Laughing]
-Oh, my God,
you're such an asshole.

328
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:06,533
-Dude, I got you
so fucking good!

329
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,668
Steve, did you piss
your pants again?

330
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,003
-No. No, I --
-Be honest.

331
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,804
Look at me.
-Tell the truth.

332
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,640
Come on, let's take a peek.
-Maybe a little.

333
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,308
-Dude, we knew it was you
or the Benson brothers.

334
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,045
-Oh, my God,
the Benson brothers!

335
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,348
They fucking would come out here
and pull some dumb ass prank.

336
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,850
Fucking stans.
They wish they were me, yo.

337
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,519
-Dude, you wish you were hot
as the Benson Brothers.

338
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:31,124
-Ooh! Trouble in paradise.
-I'm just saying,
they're really hot.

339
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,627
-Yo, Steve.
Where the Satanic shit at?

340
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,663
-Uh, most of the murders
happened in the bedrooms.

341
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,898
-Alright, Chadpions.

342
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,700
Steve and I are gonna head to
the bedroom for a little action.

343
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,402
-Ooh!
-Oh, kinky.

344
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,804
-We're just gonna be
in the kitchen.

345
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,673
-Where...
-Where are they going?

346
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,709
-Ooh, this is sketchy!
-Did you grab my mask?

347
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,511
-What? No, dude.
You left it in the kitchen.

348
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,679
We'll get it, we'll get it.
-Okay.

349
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,081
Just remind me to grab it later.

350
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,182
I don't want to leave
without that.

351
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,585
-Yo, what?
-Ooh!

352
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,554
-Someone got down
and dirty right here. [Laughs]

353
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,090
-Wait, I think they --
-Oh!

354
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:07,260
-Let's check out the view,
Chadpions.

355
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,995
-Wow!
-Yep, no thanks.

356
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,431
-I'm feeling a little
claustrophobic.

357
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,401
-Crime scene photos show there
was a pentagram on the floor.

358
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,070
-[Gasps, laughs]

359
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,539
-Yo, I think they filmed
"two girls, one cup"
right there.

360
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,674
-Oh, yeah. [Laughs]

361
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,343
Yeah, wasn't your sister
in there?

362
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,046
-Dude!
-Holy shit!

363
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,217
Are you fucking kidding me?
-Dude!

364
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,585
-You know what's
freakier than a pentagram?

365
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,255
A pentagram stained in blood!

366
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,589
Dude, this is -- this is
where they found the bodies.

367
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,126
-Oh, my God. [Laughs]

368
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,794
I'm gonna piss on it.
-What?

369
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,931
-Yeah. Alright, guys,
who wants to see your boy

370
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,134
take a pentagram piss?

371
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,803
Dude, why are you even gonna --
-Hey, what are we on views?

372
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,972
-About 100,000.
-Alright. Alright. Alright.

373
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,042
I want to see this hit 150,000,

374
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,811
and then I shall release
Little Chad.

375
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,380
-Seriously, Chad?

376
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,619
-Yo I -- I would release
my little dick, but I --

377
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,489
uh, like little Chad,
but I um...

378
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,459
I don't want to embarrass
little Chad.

379
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,626
Yo.
-Are you good?

380
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,429
-Yeah.
-150k.

381
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,332
-Alright.

382
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,601
Yeah, you gotta give
the people what they want.

383
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,003
-Alright, I mean, anyways,
you guys asked for it.

384
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,275
-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, dude.

385
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,109
-Yeah!
-Dude,
you haven't peed in weeks.

386
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,413
-Fuck you, Burrows,
fuck you, Devil's Manor.

387
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:37,784
Yeah, baby. Oh!
-Oh, that is so nasty.

388
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,120
-Been holding that in
since the car, bro.

389
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,924
Oh, my God. Oh,
that's not fucking funny, dude.

390
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,793
-It's dripping all over you,
dude.

391
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,129
-That is foul, dude.
-It's all on your hand.

392
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,832
That's disgusting.
-Wait, so what are we at, 155?

393
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:57,136
-160, baby.
-Great. How are Jen
and Spencer doing?

394
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:00,940
-Let me see.
"You're about to
freeze the stream.

395
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,442
Do you wish to keep this stream
going while you're away?"
-Do it. Do it.

396
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,846
[Typing]

397
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:14,387
-He probably took a shower
right here.

398
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,358
Oh, my God, look at that toilet.
Honey, this is insane.

399
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,159
-Yeah this is --
-[Gasps] OK.

400
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:24,030
-Don't touch anything in here.
-I'm not, I'm not.

401
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:28,201
What part of the Devil's Manor
do y'all wanna see next?

402
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,869
"Spencer's abs."

403
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,505
Okay, um, a little bit off
topic, but sure, why not.

404
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,974
Okay, baby, show the people
what they want.

405
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:38,645
-Okay.
I gave up pizza for these.

406
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,481
One, two, three, four,
five, six.

407
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,551
Beautiful, right?
-They have more views than us?

408
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,821
-Dude, not even close.
-Oh, Team Cheeve forever, baby.

409
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,357
-Whoo!
-That's what I'm talking about.

410
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,824
-Yo, Spice Squad, Chadpions,
keep liking,

411
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,060
keep sharing,
keeping commenting.

412
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,263
Let's break a million tonight!

413
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,731
-Bro, check it out.
They got cable.

414
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:02,502
-Yo, this is a dinosaur.
-Check out the knobs on her.

415
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,170
[Laughter]

416
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,739
-Oh, my God.
-What?

417
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,442
-What is this? Yo.

418
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,878
-What the hell.
-Are you kidding me?

419
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,380
-Dude, that's on the outside
of the door.

420
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,781
-Oh, my God,
you're totally right.

421
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,349
-Dude, there's no other way --
What?

422
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,718
-That's so crazy, man.
-Dude, stop.

423
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:22,289
-I would never leave you,
Steven, please.

424
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:26,926
-You would absolutely leave me.
-God, this place goes on, man.

425
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,397
-They said there was
an attic around here somewhere.

426
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,631
Oh, dude, dude, dude.
-My dad's an addict.

427
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,601
Attic...t.
[Laughter]

428
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,103
-Let's go.
-Come on.

429
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:41,708
Spice Squad, we've found an
attic that's definitely haunted.

430
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:47,547
-Oh. It's cold.
Holy, holy shit.

431
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,283
-Yo. What the hell is that?
-Wow.

432
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,652
-Huh? [Gasps]

433
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,288
-Holy shit, no, dude.
That's a body.

434
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,056
Dude, that's a real
fricking body right there.

435
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,960
Oh, my God.
[Hyperventilating]

436
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:05,798
-I -- I-I have never been this
close to a dead body before.

437
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,800
Like, like, ever.

438
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,802
Like, this is -- this is
the realest thing
I've ever seen.

439
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,804
-Yo, yo, yo, this was supposed
to be funny

440
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,508
and stupid and wacky.

441
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,777
Yo, you think Burrows did this?

442
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,447
-Whoever it was hasn't been
here in forever.

443
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,315
Because this thing smells
so fucking bad.

444
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,817
-This is so messed up.
We have to get out of here.

445
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,653
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, what--
what's the rush, you know?

446
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,455
He's not going anywhere.

447
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,990
-Dude, there is a body
right there, okay?

448
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,625
-I'm gonna poke it.
-What?

449
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,427
-I'm gonna poke it.

450
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,529
Okay, everybody,
you hang back and film,

451
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,465
and watch the master at work,
okay?

452
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,534
-Okay, Spice Squad.

453
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:46,606
I-I guess Chad is -- is
gonna go poke the dead body.

454
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:59,151
Yo, LIV4EDM wants me to make it
a Chadpion?

455
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:02,455
What -- I mean, he has some dope
swag, what?

456
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,528
Seriously, guys?
You --

457
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:13,466
Okay, look, if -- if we get
to 300,000 views, I --

458
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,335
I'll put the Spicy hat
on the dead body, okay?

459
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,037
Deal?

460
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,573
Well, OK. No, no, scratch that,
scratch that, 400,000.

461
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:21,974
If we get to 400,000 views,

462
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,176
Spicy hat goes
on the dead body, okay?

463
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,979
-Now we're talking, baby.
-I hope it's size dead.

464
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:34,421
Oh, boom! 400,000 views, what?
-Oh, yeah.

465
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,591
-Oh, Jen.
Jen has joined that stream.

466
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,860
What's up, Jen?

467
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,930
Hey, just handing out some
merch, I'll be down in a minute.

468
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,198
I can't believe I'm doing this.

469
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:50,036
Yo, take over.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

470
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:54,006
Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait. Hold on.

471
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:59,278
Check this out. Selfie!
[Laughs]

472
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,748

-Come on, get this.

473
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,850
-Right, right, right, right,
right. You're good, you're good.

474
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,752
[Laughter]

475
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,588
-Holy shit.
-Go on. Go on.

476
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:14,026
-Oh, my God. Go, go, go!
Better than a Champ!

477
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,863
Better than a Champ!
You're a Chadpion, baby!

478
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,802
Team Cheeve forever!
-Whoo!

479
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,904
-Bro, I'm so proud of you!

480
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,406
That was some
real Chadpion shit back there.

481
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,309
-You guys, that wasn't real,
right?

482
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,046
-It definitely smelled real.
What? Why? Did it look real?

483
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,282
-I can't tell if you're kidding
or not

484
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,984
because you both have very
strong resting douchebag faces.

485
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,952
If you could wink
or tap on the ground

486
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,153
and tell me, no, that was
a prank, that would be great.

487
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,889
-It was real.
-Yeah.

488
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,323
-There was a dude right up
in there.

489
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,225
I can show you.
Come on.

490
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:49,228
-We need to call the cops
right now.

491
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,263
-Well, he's --
he's already dead.

492
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:55,602
I mean, you could try CPR,
but Spencer might get jealous.

493
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,470
-You guys,
that's really messed up.

494
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,338
-Okay, yeah, yeah, we're out.

495
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,773
Give me the keys, bro.
-What?

496
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,842
-Come on, give me the keys.
-Okay.

497
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,511
-Gimme the keys.
-Gimme the keys.

498
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:08,147
-Bring it back tomorrow,
I don't know.

499
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:11,450
-Have a nice drive.
-Bye.

500
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:14,754
-More views for us!

501
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,088
-Holy shit, bro! 500k!
-Whooooo!

502
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:22,662
Hey, finally popped your
half a mil cherry!

503
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:25,097
-Tell your friends, tell
your family, tell your preacher,

504
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,534
Spicy Steve won
the internet tonight.

505
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,302
Whoo!
-That is right. That is right.

506
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,939
-Thank you, Spice Squad,
thank you, Chadpions,

507
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:37,777
and thank you, dead body!
-Whoo!

508
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:41,447
-[Laughs] Whoo!
-Whoo! Yeah, baby.

509
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:49,556
-And some of you
are not happy about it.

510
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,390
"Eat shit and die?"
What...

511
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:56,896
-Ooh!
-Yo, dude, these --
these people are pissed.

512
00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,366
-Fuck that, it's, like --
it's just typical PC, hippie,

513
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:01,801
cancel culture bullshit.

514
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,470
-People hate us.
-It doesn't matter, okay?

515
00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:06,172
It doesn't matter
if they hate you

516
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,975
or if they love you, as long
as they're watching.

517
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:11,077
It's like a hate fuck, you know?

518
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,680
You feel bad
about it afterwards,
but it's still fucking.

519
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,682
-What, I don't --
What are you talking about?

520
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,750
I don't want my audience
hate-fucking me, dude.

521
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,854
-Would you man up, dude?
You're in the big leagues now.

522
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,389
Come on, I haven't
even got to see the swamp yet.

523
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,324
-Dude, no, I'm going up there.

524
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,259
I'm gonna get the hat
off that thing,

525
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,661
then we're gonna leave.

526
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,429
-Yeah, you know what?
Fuck you, dude!

527
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,231
I'm starting my own stream.

528
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,900
I should've done this shit
from the beginning.

529
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,569
-Dude, Chad come on.
Don't be like that, man.

530
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:42,041
-I thought we were Cheve, bro.
I thought we were Cheve.

531
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:45,712
Yo, Chadpions,
I'm gonna continue the tour

532
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:49,415
of Devil's Manor as promised,
so if you want

533
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,550
the rated-R, full penetration,

534
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:54,754
skull fucking Casper
the Friendly Ghost version,

535
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,856
you can switch to me.

536
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:07,900
-So, uh, that was something.

537
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,137
Sorry, Spice Squad,
I'm starting to realize

538
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,540
that Chad kind of sucks ass.
You know?

539
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,278
Look, I'm gonna go
back up there,

540
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:23,249
I'm gonna get the hat,
and then I'll call the cops.

541
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,383
Cool?

542
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:37,764
All right, Spice Squad, making
our way back up to the attic.

543
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,666
Probably shouldn't
have given my keys to Spencer,

544
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,401
but we'll deal with that later.

545
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:50,943
And it's gone.

546
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,112
What? Yo.

547
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:56,983
Can every one
of the 400,000 people watching

548
00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:00,386
the stream right now agree there
was just a body right there.

549
00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:17,469
What? The hat's still here.
Someone's pranking me out there.

550
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:20,372
Whoa. Shocker there.

551
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,275
Always got to one up me, Chad,
don't you?

552
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,511
Well, you know, hey, uh,
fun fact,

553
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:29,381
Chad was actually arrested
at his grandmother's funeral

554
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,318
for necrophilia.
So, I think we all know

555
00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,854
what he's doing with
that dead body right now.

556
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:38,490
[Sighs] Yeah, he probably had
an accomplice. [Laughs]

557
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,962
What do you all think?
Spennifer?

558
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,497
The Mocksies?
The Benson Brothers!

559
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:48,200
They hate him,
but they love a good prank.

560
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:52,138
Anyways, leave no Spice gear
behind, squad.

561
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:57,576
It's gonna take two hands.

562
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,979
Hold on, stay right there.

563
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:06,152
Alright. Spice Squad,
stay right there.

564
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,859
What the hell?

565
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:15,161
This ceiling get taller,
or did I get shorter?

566
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,370
Alright, Spice Squad,
watch the hops.

567
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:26,005
Wanna rate one to ten?

568
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:34,013
Eight years of basketball, baby!

569
00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:38,885
This thing is disgusting.
Wash that later.

570
00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:42,021
Alright, moving on.

571
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,127
"Look behind you?"
[Scoffs]

572
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,596
Look, alright, guys,
you can mess with me

573
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:53,199
all you want, alright?
I'm not falling for it anymore.

574
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:58,570
There are no killer
ghost janitors here, okay?

575
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,640
Unless...

576
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:06,979
Boo yah! [Laughs] Get it?
Like ghost, boo.

577
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:10,749
Okay I'm sorry, that was dumb.
It won't happen again.

578
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:16,722
Anyways, um, yeah, I think it's
time for Steve-o to leave-o.

579
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:24,130
What's that?

580
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,398
That's weird.

581
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,568
Is this thing glitching?

582
00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:44,984
Huh. Okay, and that is my cue
to leave.

583
00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:48,654
Yep. It's been really real,
can't wait to come back.

584
00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:54,360
Actually one more thing --
um, fuck you, Devil's Manor!

585
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,329
Zero stars.
Would not recommend -- Ow!

586
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,298
[Blows landing, Steve gasping]

587
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:02,601
[Choking]

588
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,272
[Choking stops]

589
00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,460
[Wind howling]

590
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:33,032
[Typing]

591
00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:34,967
[Cellphone chimes]

592
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,577
-Hey, guys. Um,
I just saw Steve's feed,

593
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,646
and it's just a shot
of the ceiling,

594
00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:51,817
which is, I don't know,
kind of weird.

595
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,252
I'm gonna make a call
real quick.

596
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,820
Can you pull over, baby?
-Okay.

597
00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:00,626
[Ringing]

598
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,829
[Cellphone chimes]

599
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:33,859
[Scoffs]

600
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,309
-Oh, he's such an idiot.
But, yeah, we should

601
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,812
head back to the house.
-Just wait, hold on. Listen.

602
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,115
Satanic cults
and dead body pranks?

603
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,749
That's not our thing.

604
00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,318
I mean, you guys
don't want to see that, right?

605
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,586
-Well, tonight,
it is our thing, honey.

606
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,488
So, yeah, let's go.

607
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,256
-Oh, come on,
let's just find a hotel.

608
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,258
Hey, you can help me work
on a new track.

609
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,060
I was thinking a song
maybe about ghosting.

610
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,895
You know, like, with
Halloween sounds for the beat.

611
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:13,465
Like, * Spooky love! Ooh
-Spence.

612
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:14,933
We are not gonna go to
a hotel

613
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:16,602
while Steve and Chad

614
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,104
are out there racking
up thousands of views.

615
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,738
Like...

616
00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:23,775
Oh, my God.
People think we're boring.

617
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,444
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna go back to the Manor ,

618
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,779
with or without you.

619
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,448
-Come on Jen,
no one wants to see you alone.

620
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,518
You can't spell Spennifer
without the "Sp," part.

621
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,587
-Are you fucking kidding
me right now?

622
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,389
"Sp" isn't even supposed
to be here.

623
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,425
It's just supposed to be
"Nnifer. "

624
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,593
I don't even know
why I'm talking like that .

625
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:45,197
Like, this is my thing,
not yours.

626
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,333
God, I'm leaving.
-Wait, just hold on.

627
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,268
Let's talk.
-You can't even spell Spennifer.

628
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:53,172
-Come on, Jen. Wait, come back.
-Ugh!

629
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:56,208
[Sighs] Okay.

630
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,444
Um, so sorry you guys had to see
that.

631
00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:00,512
It's a little bit embarrassing,
but it's fine.

632
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:03,282
Onto bigger and better things.

633
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:07,186
I am currently on my way back
to the Devil's Manor by myself.

634
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:11,023
So, if you guys could like and
share, that would be amazing ,

635
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,225
because this is literally
the scariest thing

636
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,127
I've ever done in my
whole entire life.

637
00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:20,799
Okay. Wow.

638
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:25,537
Good job wearing your cute white
boots in a fucking forest, Jen.

639
00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:28,974
God. Okay. Let's do a quick AMA.

640
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,080
Okay, any questions
not about Spencer?

641
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,816
Like, I'm going to a Satanic
cult house right now you, guys.

642
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:42,721
Like, come on.

643
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:45,491
Okay, guess not.

644
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:47,693
Um, I'm gonna go ahead
and take a little break ,

645
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,828
but stay tuned because there's
more on the Devil's Manor.

646
00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:51,130
Okay, bye, stay beautiful.
[Laughs]

647
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,335
[Cellphone chiming]

648
00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:24,863
Okay. And we're back.

649
00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:27,633
Wow, I'm a mess, my hair's
a mess but, like, it's fine.

650
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,202
We're cute.
It's -- We're great, yeah.

651
00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:32,471
Let's go find Steve, guys.

652
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,772
Wow.

653
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:46,385
Steve? Chad?

654
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:56,094
Well, definitely creepier
all alone.

655
00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:59,498
God, this is awful.

656
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,868
Chad?
Dude, come on, where are you?

657
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,406
Oh, actually...

658
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,753
Chad's on his way
back to the house right now.

659
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,423
-Here's Chaddy!
-Dude, what are you --

660
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,358
-Do you have my phone?
-Where did you come from?

661
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,794
-Upstairs,
but I can't find my phone.

662
00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:31,830
I set it down to take a piss,
and now it's gone.

663
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,632
I checked the attic, by the way.

664
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:37,869
It's totally empty.
No Steve, no body, no iChad.

665
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,340
-Wait, iChad?
-That's my phone's name.

666
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,343
-Oh. He named his phone iChad.
That's cute.

667
00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,178
-Mm-hm.
-Talking about iChad,

668
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:48,514
he's live streaming
right now in front of the house.

669
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,949
-What? Show me.

670
00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:59,491
-Who is it?
-I don't know.

671
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:03,495
Steve. Bensons? Burrows?
-Stop, no.

672
00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:07,333
-Whoever it is,
they're heading this way.

673
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:08,600
-I don't like this.

674
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:40,299
[Man breathing heavily]

675
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,369
[Loud knocking]

676
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:44,836
-Who is it?
-Come in!

677
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,171
-No, what do you mean,
"come in?"

678
00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:48,073
-Come on,
we gotta open the door.

679
00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:49,841
-Uh, do we, though?
-Yeah, we do. Come on, let's go.

680
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:57,048
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
My live stream.

681
00:36:57,148 --> 00:37:00,452
I open the door. Here.
-Alright. Respect.

682
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,088
I respect that.
-Okay.

683
00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:05,291
Wait, don't be too far away
from me.

684
00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:06,558
-I'm right here.
-Okay.

685
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:11,597
Okay. One, two, three...

686
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,802
Wait, where'd he go?
There's no one here.

687
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,837
-What?
-Swipe over, swipe over.

688
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:25,411
-That looks like the forest
from the swamp.

689
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,313
-Let's go, let's go.

690
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,649
-Okay, I guess
we're going to the swamp.

691
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,852
Chad, slow down, hold on.
Chad. This is crazy.

692
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,460
Careful, Chad.
So, you guys,

693
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,829
I definitely didn't
have running around the forest

694
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,664
at midnight with Chad Ryan

695
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,999
chasing after a Satanic
cult leader on my bingo card

696
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:52,304
for tonight but,
you know, here we are.

697
00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:55,307
[Grunting] My god.
-Get up, soldier!

698
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,509
Move, move, move!

699
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:01,747
Don't you quit on me!
-Oh, my God, you guys.

700
00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:05,116
High key, low key
just wiped out.

701
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,152
-Uh, 900,000 viewers, girl.

702
00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:09,321
Ain't nothing low key
about that.

703
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:12,290
-That's insane.

704
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:15,594
Okay.

705
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:18,263
-Oh, shit.
It's getting thick now.

706
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,334
-Oh, I think...

707
00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:25,303
[Laughs] Oh, my God.
-Did we -- did we just find him?

708
00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:28,674
-I think we did. Oh!

709
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:32,644
-Christ. Dude.
We made it.

710
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:37,849
-Oh, man.
-What?! This is --
oh, my God, totally insane.

711
00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:40,118
You guys, I've never been
to a swamp before.

712
00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:43,789
It's, like, so pretty
and creepy at the same time.

713
00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:49,327
-Yeah, it's, kind of,
like a pond but with gonorrhea.

714
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,162
-Oh, my God.

715
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:52,664
You never cease
to amaze me with the shit

716
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:55,467
that comes out of your mouth.
[Laughter]

717
00:38:55,567 --> 00:39:01,039
-Wait, where's my phone?
Swipe over, swipe over.

718
00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,908
-Oh, they -- they stopped
streaming.

719
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:07,679
-Fuck. Where are they?
-I don't know.

720
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,516
-I have a message
for whoever has my phone.

721
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,317
-Whomever. Whomever.

722
00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:16,555
-Whoever or whomever
is in possession of my phone,

723
00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:20,158
you should know I have
a very particular set of skills.

724
00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:25,363
Return iChad to me unscathed,
or I will find you,

725
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,665
and I will kill you.
[Imitates cutting throat]

726
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,569
[Laughter]

727
00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,704
Where are the gators at, man?

728
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,873
Come and get it, boys!

729
00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:38,376
-Maybe they don't like
bleach or assholes.

730
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:39,778
-What?
My asshole's not bleached.

731
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,246
-Oh, I thought it was.
[Laughs]

732
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:45,350
-No, it's just naturally pale.

733
00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:47,218
-Oh, dude,
your stream's back on.

734
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,587
-What? Let me see.
-Yeah.

735
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,265
-[Laughs] I'm coming for you,
buddy.

736
00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,036
-[Sighs] Chad Ryan, everybody.

737
00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:08,440
Okay, I wasn't expecting it to
be this cool, but just hold on.

738
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,209
Give me one second, everybody.

739
00:40:11,309 --> 00:40:13,745
Just gonna put on
my cute flannel,

740
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:18,149
which you can find in my bio
from a cute boutique in LA.

741
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,718
Oh, my God.
Holy shit, it's freezing.

742
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:28,927
Okay, amazing. Okay.
So much better.

743
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:33,565
Here we go. Gators? [Laughs]
You guys are funny.

744
00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:37,769
So, fun fact, I have
a crazy phobia of alligators.

745
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:42,107
I'm not looking to get close
to any one of those things.

746
00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:44,843
Shoot --
And maybe I don't have to.

747
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:49,748
Get ready for mission
Jen-possible.

748
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:51,650
Yeah, no, we're
not gonna do that ever again.

749
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:57,523
Shh-shh. Don't tell anybody.
[Laughs] Okay, you guys.

750
00:40:57,623 --> 00:41:00,792
So, I found a paddle,
and I don't know what this is --

751
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:03,028
string, twine, dirt --

752
00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:06,865
I don't know, but we're gonna
make a little DIY selfie stick

753
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,301
and see where it goes
in the swamp.

754
00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,303
God, this is so weird. Okay.

755
00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:15,707
So, my phone's been
underwater a lot --

756
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:19,344
like, pool, ocean, the toilet --
that last one was an accident,

757
00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:23,048
but we're not gonna
talk about it.

758
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:26,351
Hopefully, my phone is
under warranty

759
00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:29,187
because it's going in the water.

760
00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:35,026
Okay. Yikes. Are you guys ready?

761
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,095
Let me know
if you see any gators.

762
00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,041
Did you guys see any gators?

763
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,377
[Splash]

764
00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:55,981
Wait. Did you guys hear that?

765
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,151
Weird.

766
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,321
[Screams]

767
00:42:03,421 --> 00:42:05,957
[Splashing]

768
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,333
[Gentle music plays]

769
00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:18,904
-* Swipe right on my heart,
and left on your doubts *

770
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:22,774
* All we need
is love to figure it out *

771
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:27,245
* And I got Tinder feelings

772
00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:32,250
* Baby, and they're for you

773
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:35,420
Come on, Jen. Pick up the phone.
Come on.

774
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,190
What are you doing?
What the fuck?

775
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:42,293
* Gonna make you my boo, gonna
slide in your DMs -- *

776
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,096
-I got you.
You're okay. You're okay.

777
00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:47,132
Okay, they didn't crack
your screen.

778
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,869
Thank God. [Smooches]
You're alright.

779
00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,371
I'll put you on a nice,
warm charger when we get back,

780
00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:57,408
how does that sound?
Thank God.

781
00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:59,778
Alright, Chadpions,
now that I've been reunited

782
00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:03,248
with iChad,
the stream shall resume.

783
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:06,885
-* Make you my boo, gonna slide
in your DMs, your DMS *

784
00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:10,288
[Ringing]

785
00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:11,823
*

786
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:15,827
-What's up, Spencer?
-You think this is funny?

787
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:20,131
-Your song? I mean, yes, but
it's not supposed to be, right?

788
00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:23,568
-No, the song is fire, okay.
I'm talking about Jen.

789
00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:26,304
-What about her?
-Someone pulled
Jen into the swamp.

790
00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,974
-It was Steve, dude,
it had to be.

791
00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:33,478
Look, Jen knows how to swim.
-No, bro, like, this isn't cool.

792
00:43:33,578 --> 00:43:35,113
Your whole vibe is really off,
Chad.

793
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:36,581
-Where are you going, Spence?

794
00:43:36,682 --> 00:43:38,549
-To find my girlfriend --
[Grunts]

795
00:43:40,385 --> 00:43:44,089
-Spence?

796
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:45,757
Yo, Spencer?

797
00:43:57,903 --> 00:43:59,604
[Typing, cellphone chiming]

798
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,622
[Sighs]

799
00:44:19,624 --> 00:44:23,394
Okay.
So, Spencer just called me,

800
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:27,132
bitching about Jennifer falling
into a swamp.

801
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:28,900
I don't know what
the fuck is going on.

802
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,902
His call cut out.

803
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:35,206
What I do know is Spencer is
not nearly funny enough

804
00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:37,575
to pull off any prank
of any kind.

805
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,377
Literally ever.

806
00:44:39,477 --> 00:44:43,381
So, that just leaves
the Bensons and Steve,

807
00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:47,252
with a possible assist
from Jennifer,

808
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:50,989
but I didn't see what happened.
Did you guys?

809
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:54,993
Did Jennifer fall into the swamp
or was something else going on?

810
00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:02,267
Okay, I mean, yeah,

811
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,169
I guess I could go back
and check at the pier.

812
00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:08,573
Hold on.

813
00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:26,457
Okay. Okay.
This just in,

814
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:31,029
officially confirmed --
it's all an elaborate prank,

815
00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:34,232
orchestrated than none
other than Spicy Steve himself.

816
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:37,235
Wow, I mean,
I got to give it to you man.

817
00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:39,871
Game respect game.
You really stepped it up.

818
00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:42,941
I mean, I did know shit
was going down the whole time,

819
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:44,810
but, you know,

820
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,744
when -- when Spencer
and Jennifer went down,

821
00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:50,949
I mean, you had me wondering.

822
00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:53,751
So, Chadpions,
did you fall for it?

823
00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:56,254
On a scale of one to shit your
pants, how scared were you?

824
00:45:56,354 --> 00:45:57,889
Let me know in the comments.

825
00:45:57,989 --> 00:45:59,657
Also don't forget
to check out my merch.

826
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,559
www.komodope.com.
Link is in the description,

827
00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:06,898
and with promo code "devil,"
you get 20% off all merchandise.

828
00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:10,568
I'm heading back to the house
now to link up with Steve

829
00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:12,804
and make him explain to me
how this all went down.

830
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:22,780
How we doing on views?
Holy shit.

831
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:25,316
One motherfucking million, baby!

832
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:30,655
That's amazing. Oh, my God!
Guys, I love you all so much.

833
00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:34,860
I love you so much.
Even though I know half of you

834
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,963
are really only here
to hate on the old Chadmeister,

835
00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:40,932
but we can just keep
those views coming.

836
00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:42,934
Steve said he was
in the TV room.

837
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,939
[Whispers] What the fuck?

838
00:46:57,282 --> 00:47:00,685
So, Steve is sitting
in the corner,

839
00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:07,859
wearing my LED mask,
being creepy as fuck.

840
00:47:10,095 --> 00:47:12,197
This is no way not a set up.

841
00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:14,432
So I'm gonna turn
the tables on him.

842
00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,710
[Muffled] Fireworks, baby.

843
00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:28,446
You never leave home
without them.

844
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,528
Suck it, Steve!

845
00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:45,897
You come for the king,
you best not miss!

846
00:47:45,997 --> 00:47:48,166
[Chad cheering,
fireworks exploding]

847
00:47:54,940 --> 00:48:00,011
Alright. Yo, dude, could you,
like, quit being weird?

848
00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:02,914
It's boring.

849
00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:15,093
Okay.
Yeah, we get it Steve.

850
00:48:15,193 --> 00:48:16,928
Or is it Benson?

851
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:19,197
Which Benson brother
am I looking at?

852
00:48:19,297 --> 00:48:21,933
What the fuck? What?
Hey. What the fuck is that?

853
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:25,937
Hey. Hey, man. Back off.
Back off, bro.

854
00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:27,905
Look, I got --
I got a million people

855
00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:30,275
that are stream watching
right now.

856
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,043
You hear that?

857
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:33,811
And you're not funny.
It's not funny.

858
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:36,914
I -- I'm not afraid of you,
but I will call the cops.

859
00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:39,985
Hey. Fuck! Get off! Get off!

860
00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:44,022
Fuck! [Panting]

861
00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:49,494
What the fuck? Hey.
Hey, why are you locked?

862
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,430
Why are you locked?
Fuck! Wait, wait.

863
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,632
[Clattering]
Shit.

864
00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,134
Um...

865
00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:58,769
[Dialing, thudding in distance]

866
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,571
-911, what's your emergency?

867
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:05,110
-Hi, yeah, me, Steve, and
Spennifer are at Devil's Manor,

868
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:11,016
right, and we found a dead body
and he put a hat on him

869
00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:17,022
and then Steve disappeared and
then Spennifer fell into a swamp

870
00:49:17,122 --> 00:49:19,157
and there's this big dude.

871
00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:20,992
His name is Wilson Burrows,
and I threw fireworks at him,

872
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:22,627
and now he's trying to kill us.

873
00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:25,330
-Okay, calm down.
What's your name?

874
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:28,666
-Chad Ryan.
-Chad Ryan, the vlogger?

875
00:49:28,766 --> 00:49:31,202
-Yes.
-I have real emergency calls

876
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:34,172
coming in on other lines.
Don't prank 911.

877
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:36,607
[Beep]
No.

878
00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:41,446
Fuck! Someone call 911.
Someone.

879
00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:49,187
What the fuck?

880
00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,292
[Whispering] Someone call 911.
Someone call 911.

881
00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,694
[Dramatic music plays]

882
00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:58,296
*

883
00:50:14,145 --> 00:50:16,547
[Axe scraping]

884
00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:20,685
*

885
00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,820
[Cellphone playing rap music]

886
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,723
Jesus. Shit. Fuck.

887
00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:31,829
[Shouts, groaning]

888
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,434
[Panting]

889
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,036
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.

890
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:44,709
I -- I can't see.
Shit, man, I can't see.

891
00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:48,045
Fucking -- Damn it. Damn it.
Damn it.

892
00:50:48,146 --> 00:50:51,782
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

893
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,384
Oh, my God.

894
00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:55,853
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?

895
00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:59,524
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.

896
00:50:59,624 --> 00:51:02,793
Hey, ho, ho, please, please.

897
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:06,431
Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah, baby!

898
00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:09,534
[Panting]

899
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,027
[Panting continues]

900
00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:48,506
[Sighs]

901
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:52,677
[Panting, hisses]

902
00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:57,081
It's not that bad, right? Shit.

903
00:51:57,182 --> 00:52:03,354
Do I have any doctors,
or -- or MDs, med students?

904
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,590
Hm? I'll take a vet tech.

905
00:52:07,858 --> 00:52:11,796
And people say I'm the asshole.
[Scoffs]

906
00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:15,933
Can -- Can someone call 911
for me?

907
00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,715
Come on, dude.

908
00:53:19,264 --> 00:53:22,500
[Cellphone ringing]

909
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,835
-Cousin,
how are we doing tonight?

910
00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:27,004
-Not great.
-These are so good.

911
00:53:27,104 --> 00:53:29,574
-There's a man with an axe
hunting me like I'm a squirrel,

912
00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:32,009
and he managed
to take a chunk out of my arm.

913
00:53:32,109 --> 00:53:33,778
It's like my shoulder's on fire.

914
00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:36,514
Also, my friends are missing,
possibly dead.

915
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,383
-Sounds like a cool video.

916
00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:41,552
Hey, so, have you signed
that contract yet?

917
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:45,356
-Contract?
-For my reality pilot?

918
00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:48,025
The network's really
pushing the family angle hard,

919
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:49,760
and you are my cousin.

920
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:52,096
They think you can bring
in the Gen Z audience.

921
00:53:52,196 --> 00:53:55,266
-I need you to call 911 and
tell them to send some police

922
00:53:55,366 --> 00:53:57,134
out to Devil's Manor, okay.
-I'll have another margarita.

923
00:53:57,234 --> 00:54:00,070
-It's, like, 90 miles outside
of Monroe, Louisiana.

924
00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:03,140
-Gracias.

925
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,977
-Okay, hypothetically a false
police report is a felony,

926
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:10,548
but I guess since I'm
technically doing this for you,

927
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:13,584
then I'll be fine any way.
So, while I'm working on that,

928
00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,986
check the e-mail
for your contract.

929
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,088
-Call the fucking cops.

930
00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:21,392
-I will, I will, but since I'm
helping you out with your thing,

931
00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:23,294
help me out with mine.

932
00:54:23,394 --> 00:54:27,332
You should be able to do
an e-signature.

933
00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:32,136
So, go to the top left corner,
check the tools icon, tap that,

934
00:54:32,236 --> 00:54:34,271
and then if you don't have
a signature stored,

935
00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:36,240
you can just run your fingers
across it,

936
00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:37,308
and it'll --
-Yeah, Eric,

937
00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:38,743
I know how to do an e-signature.

938
00:54:38,843 --> 00:54:39,910
I have a fucking internet
company.

939
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,746
-Oh, good.

940
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:43,147
-There, it's --
it's signed and sent.

941
00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:45,182
Happy?
-Yes.

942
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:49,654
Let me check and make sure
that it went through.

943
00:54:49,754 --> 00:54:51,856
I'm doing this for the both
of us, you know.

944
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,758
You'll thank we me
when we're the next Kardashians.

945
00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,761
-I'll thank you when you call
the motherfucking cops!

946
00:54:56,861 --> 00:55:00,164
-Got the contract.
Calling now. Stay safe, cuz.

947
00:55:00,264 --> 00:55:01,999
-Great, okay.
-Gracias.

948
00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:12,142
I think I'm gonna try to find
a -- a -- a --

949
00:55:13,444 --> 00:55:17,314
Alright, Chadpions,
I would love to go back in there

950
00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:21,151
and take on Burrows
mano y Chad-o,

951
00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:23,521
but he's a serial killer
with an axe.

952
00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:26,624
So, fuck that.

953
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:30,127
If one of you guys could please
call the cops, that'd be great,

954
00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:32,830
or I don't know
if you saw where the car was,

955
00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:37,902
if you could pull up
the coordinates.

956
00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:42,640
North. Where the fuck is north?

957
00:55:56,654 --> 00:55:59,657
Okay, okay, great, great, great.

958
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:05,095
Chadpion22,
cannot thank you enough.

959
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,097
You are a real one.

960
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:12,470
Okay, now we're heading north,
baby, like a white walker.

961
00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:34,759
[Dramatic music plays]

962
00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:38,763
*

963
00:56:38,863 --> 00:56:41,766
What is that?

964
00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:44,234
[Ding]

965
00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:47,605
*

966
00:56:47,705 --> 00:56:49,874
Fuck.

967
00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:54,111
I'm gonna find them.

968
00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:00,785
[Panting]

969
00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:05,222
[Gasps, panting]

970
00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:07,892
Satanic paparazzi
on my ass.

971
00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:13,831
I see the jeep.
I see the jeep.

972
00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:16,400
We got the jeep.
We got the jeep.

973
00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:22,640
That was intense.
That was so intense.

974
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:32,750
I think we lost him. Alright.

975
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:40,424
So, the key is in one
of two places.

976
00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:45,630
It's either on Spencer,
or somewhere in the car.

977
00:57:45,730 --> 00:57:47,665
Let's hope for
the second option.

978
00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:51,669
And let's get a little --
a little battery in.

979
00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:53,303
Great, now let's find some keys.

980
00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:56,473
Spence, where'd you put
those keys, buddy?

981
00:57:56,574 --> 00:58:02,179
Come on. Come on, don't fuck me.
Don't fuck me.

982
00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:07,117
Come on.

983
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:12,189
Where did you put it?
Shit, shit.

984
00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:17,394
Um, let's -- maybe let's try
to hot wire this bitch, right?

985
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:20,497
Can't be that hard.
Um, let's try it.

986
00:58:20,598 --> 00:58:22,299
How do I...?

987
00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:28,038
"How to... a car."

988
00:58:28,138 --> 00:58:31,041
Okay...

989
00:58:31,141 --> 00:58:32,910
[Theme song plays]

990
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:35,646
*

991
00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:37,915
Okay, campers.
Looks like we've got everything

992
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,717
we need here with our tools.

993
00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:42,252
It's time to show you
how to hot wire a car.

994
00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,188
...that we're gonna use
quite a bit here.

995
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:45,756
We're gonna be in this --
Owner's manual,

996
00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,357
which a lot of people
don't think about.

997
00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:48,492
You do not want to
get electrocuted.

998
00:58:48,593 --> 00:58:51,028
It isn't fun.

999
00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:53,030
Sometimes, on
those cartoons and stuff they --

1000
00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:55,165
your hair just kind of sticks
up, like it's not a big deal.

1001
00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:56,834
It's a big deal.

1002
00:58:56,934 --> 00:58:58,102
So, let's identify
the different wires

1003
00:58:58,202 --> 00:58:59,904
we're gonna be working with.

1004
00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,906
Obviously,
the ignition wires create heat,

1005
00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:03,340
and what does heat do?

1006
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,676
And that's why --
[Cellphone vibrating]

1007
00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:08,245
Oh --
Down to business.

1008
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:11,949
Time to pop open the steering
wheel and hot wire this guy.

1009
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:15,686
But before we do that,
I should mention that any car

1010
00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:18,956
that was made after,
let's say, 1999,

1011
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,793
is virtually impossible,
if not impossible to hot wire.

1012
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,129
The modern cars --
-[Sighs]

1013
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:29,099
[Sighs] Alright, Chadpions,

1014
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,637
I guess hot wiring a car is
a lot easier in the movies

1015
00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:33,838
than in real life.
[Laughs]

1016
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:38,075
I guess I could try to find,
like,

1017
00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:40,277
a -- a road, and maybe hitchhike
but I'm not --

1018
00:59:40,377 --> 00:59:44,715
[Glass shatters]

1019
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,120
[Car alarm blaring,
Chad screaming]

1020
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:52,489
[Dramatic music plays]

1021
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:58,663
*

1022
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:05,002
*

1023
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:11,175
*

1024
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:17,447
*

1025
01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:19,917
[Panting]

1026
01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:34,498
[Cellphone chimes]

1027
01:00:38,568 --> 01:00:40,838
[Cellphone chimes]

1028
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,886
That was intense.
That was so intense.

1029
01:00:55,986 --> 01:01:00,925
I think we lost him.
[Panting]

1030
01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:07,865
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.

1031
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,801
Come on.
I'm okay.

1032
01:01:10,901 --> 01:01:13,804
Are you okay?
You're okay. You're okay.

1033
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:22,346
Shit. Is that a road?
That's a road.

1034
01:01:22,446 --> 01:01:25,282
[Laughing in relief]

1035
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:28,719
[Panting]

1036
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,296
Come on. Come on.

1037
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,233
[Chime]

1038
01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:46,336
[Sighs]

1039
01:01:49,106 --> 01:01:51,308
I guess there's
no drivers in my area.

1040
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,346
Cause why would there be?

1041
01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:04,421
"On our way. Almost there."

1042
01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:09,226
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you are,

1043
01:02:09,326 --> 01:02:10,995
'cause you guys have been
so fucking helpful.

1044
01:02:17,802 --> 01:02:19,203
[Laughs]
Why am I still filming?

1045
01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:26,276
What you --
you want me to just cut it off

1046
01:02:26,376 --> 01:02:30,948
and go dark on the craziest,
most fucked up night of my life?

1047
01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:34,819
Now you want me to quit when
I have almost 3 million views?

1048
01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,787
Why am I still filming?

1049
01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:39,790
Why are you still watching, huh?

1050
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,291
[Vehicle approaching]

1051
01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:45,796
Hey, hey, man, hey.
Pull over. Pull over.

1052
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,669
[Upbeat music plays]

1053
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,404
*

1054
01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:57,441
-Chad Ryan, get in, bro.
-Who the fuck are you guys?

1055
01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,509
-Gunsandglory21.
You didn't see my comment?

1056
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,645
I said I was coming, right?

1057
01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:03,113
-I -- fuck it, I did, I did,
I just thought it was a joke.

1058
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,681
Now come on, let's get --
let's go.

1059
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,483
-No, yo, Chad, Chad, Chad,
come on, man.

1060
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,518
You ain't riding bitch.
Take shotty, come on, man.

1061
01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:13,423
-Fuck it, okay. Alright.
Shit. Alright.

1062
01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:15,792
What's up?
-What's up?

1063
01:03:15,893 --> 01:03:18,495
-Let's go. Let's go. Holy shit.
Thank you so much, bro.

1064
01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:19,930
Thank you so much.

1065
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:21,331
-Shit, a chance
to pick up Chad Ryan?

1066
01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:23,100
I should be thanking you, man.

1067
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,302
We watch your shit
all the time at the frat house.

1068
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:27,171
-Like, all the time.

1069
01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:28,605
I mean, just this morning
I was watching you Live Life

1070
01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:30,307
while I was taking a shit.

1071
01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:35,946
Man, life's weird.
-Yeah. Yeah, man. [Laughs]

1072
01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:39,283
Alright, okay.
-What's up with your arm, dude?

1073
01:03:39,383 --> 01:03:40,717
-Oh, shit, yeah.

1074
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,887
Fuck, I guess it's, like,
adrenaline.

1075
01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:45,389
I didn't feel it.
-It's -- It's like a cut.

1076
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:49,559
-Yeah. Chadpions, it's looking
like we've officially escaped.

1077
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,995
-Whoa, whoa, whoa,
are you still streaming?

1078
01:03:51,095 --> 01:03:53,063
-Yeah, bro.

1079
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,631
-Holy shit, are we on
Chad Ryan's stream right now?!

1080
01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:56,133
-Yeah. Yeah, okay,
what've we got?

1081
01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:58,068
-What's up? It's your boy,
Trent, coming at you

1082
01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:01,705
from the dirty south.
Hit me up, Trentsanity69. Ha!

1083
01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:03,507
-Alright, alright, and
behind the wheel...

1084
01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:05,742
-What's up? It's Craig,
AKA C-Reg,

1085
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,878
hanging with my new buddy,
Chad Ryan.

1086
01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:11,481
Phi Kappa Gamma for life, man!

1087
01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:13,317
Hey, make sure you tag me
in that.

1088
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:16,053
Dude, it's gunsandglory,
all one word, underscore 21.

1089
01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:19,356
-Gunsandglory21. Sounds good.

1090
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:20,757
-We're gonna get so many
fucking followers, dude.

1091
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,492
-Yeah, bro.
-That's right. That's right.

1092
01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:24,528
Okay, so can we make sure --
we gotta get to, like --

1093
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:27,564
-Yo, selfie, dog.
-What's up? Ah.

1094
01:04:27,664 --> 01:04:29,733
-Oh, sick. Okay.
-Can we get some merch, bro?

1095
01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:32,736
-Yes, anything
you guys want, free of charge.

1096
01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:34,771
Absolutely, yeah.
-Oh, hell yeah.
I'll take a tank top.

1097
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,873
-A tank top.
-Hey, let me get a new --

1098
01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:39,176
A new Chadpion hat, dude,
this one's all fucked up.

1099
01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:41,045
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
can we --

1100
01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:44,081
We got to get to,
like, a police station ASAP.

1101
01:04:44,181 --> 01:04:46,616
-Wait, for real?
-Yes, for real.

1102
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,785
-I thought the whole
Devil's Manor shit was a prank.

1103
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,788
-No, no, for real, please.

1104
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:54,191
-I mean, the nearest town's
about 90 miles from me,

1105
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,193
but I can get you there
pretty quick.

1106
01:04:56,293 --> 01:05:01,698
-That'd be sick. That's be sick.
Right, thank you.

1107
01:05:01,798 --> 01:05:05,202
-Are you still -- you still got
those Chadpion beer pong kits?

1108
01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:07,371
-Yeah, yeah, sure.
I got you. I'll hook you up.

1109
01:05:07,471 --> 01:05:09,406
-Every fraternity brother's
gonna shit their pants

1110
01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:11,208
when they see this.

1111
01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:13,243
You and Spicy Steve,
Pizza Ninja!

1112
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:14,979
-Oh, yeah. [Laughs]

1113
01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:16,480
-We fucked up so many
delivery drivers

1114
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,048
after watching that shit.

1115
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:19,749
-Fuck, yeah.
We got one fired, bro.

1116
01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:20,784
-No, no, you got him fired.
-Oh, yeah, whatever,

1117
01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:23,120
what the fuck ever, man.

1118
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:24,955
-And then what was it called
when you guys were watching --

1119
01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:28,558
the -- the -- you were riding
the bikini bitches?

1120
01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:30,260
-Uh, She-Haw.
-She-Haw!

1121
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,797
[Laughter]
-That's how it should be, bro.

1122
01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:35,899
-Girls just need to shut
the fuck up and get ridden,

1123
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,602
Alpha dog shit.
-Right.

1124
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:41,305
-No, that's -- that's
pretty fucked up actually.

1125
01:05:41,405 --> 01:05:43,773
That's -- that's not the point
of the -- the bit, man.

1126
01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:45,842
It was, like -- she was --
she actually got paid --

1127
01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:48,578
-Naw we learn from the best.
-We can read between the lines.

1128
01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,414
-Who the fuck is this guy?

1129
01:05:50,514 --> 01:05:51,815
-What the fuck is this guy
doing, man?

1130
01:05:51,915 --> 01:05:52,749
[Car horn honking]

1131
01:05:55,352 --> 01:05:57,787
-Let's turn around, alright?
Let's find a different road,
okay?

1132
01:05:57,887 --> 01:05:58,555
-I thought you said
you wanted to go to town.

1133
01:05:58,655 --> 01:05:59,789
This is the way.
-I do.

1134
01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,491
I just don't wanna die
on the way there, okay.

1135
01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:04,328
Like, this truck is
mad fucking sus.

1136
01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:06,130
So, can we just find
another route, please?

1137
01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:07,998
-No, man. Fuck this asshole.
Let's kick his ass.

1138
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:09,799
-Kick his ass?
What are you talking about?

1139
01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:12,269
-Hey, get the bat.
-Get the bat?

1140
01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:13,670
Wait, don't -- don't -- don't
take the fucking keys, dude.

1141
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,339
-Hey, don't puss out, alright.

1142
01:06:15,439 --> 01:06:17,307
-What are you doing?
-Watch our back.

1143
01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:20,277
Don't be a fucking bitch.
We came to get you, dude.

1144
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:21,711
What's up, dude?

1145
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,613
Move your fucking truck outta
the way.

1146
01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,116
-Watch your back? I'll fucking
watch your back, "Craig".

1147
01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:29,853
Idiot. Please don't be Burrows.
Please don't be Burrows.

1148
01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:32,389
No, don't be Burrows.
Don't be Burrows.

1149
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:36,493
-Oh, shit. Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, shit, shit, shit.

1150
01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,495
Go. What are you doing?
Fuck. The keys.

1151
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:42,199
The keys. The keys.
Gotta get the keys.

1152
01:06:42,299 --> 01:06:43,233
[Car door closes]

1153
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,535
[Man screaming]

1154
01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:54,678
*

1155
01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:57,013
[Car dinging, Chad panting]

1156
01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:58,648
[Tires squeal, Chad grunting]

1157
01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:04,054
Oh, no, no, no.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

1158
01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:05,722
*

1159
01:07:05,822 --> 01:07:07,557
[Shouts]

1160
01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:15,499
*

1161
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:20,604
[Laughs] Oh, look who got
stuck in a ditch, bitch!

1162
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:25,675
[Laughs] Oh, fuck yeah.

1163
01:07:28,678 --> 01:07:30,614
It's the craziest night
of my life.

1164
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:33,450
Craziest night of my life,

1165
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,185
but I'm still here, baby.

1166
01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:40,023
I'm still here with,
with 4 -- 4 million views.

1167
01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:41,591
Holy shit.

1168
01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:42,892
Holy shit,
that's gonna be like a --

1169
01:07:42,992 --> 01:07:46,263
like a Live Life record, right?

1170
01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,798
Oh, man, okay.

1171
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,736
Okay, so for the movie version
of this,

1172
01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:54,238
who should I cast to play me?

1173
01:07:54,338 --> 01:07:57,541
The Rock, or -- or Tom Holland?

1174
01:07:57,641 --> 01:08:00,110
No, no, no, no,
no, I'll play myself.

1175
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:03,813
The Rock is Burrows.
Ariana Grande is Jen,

1176
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:07,817
'cause she's hot as fuck,
and she's, she's --

1177
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,720
Jen.

1178
01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:15,559
She's probably dead.

1179
01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:26,069
[Cellphone chimes]

1180
01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:29,206
What the fuck?

1181
01:08:30,874 --> 01:08:32,576
[Typing, cellphone chiming]

1182
01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:55,899
-Please, let me go.

1183
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:09,313
-I -- I just got a video from
Burrows that shows Jen alive.

1184
01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:12,015
At least she was alive
when they shot it.

1185
01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:16,953
Does anyone know where Jen is?

1186
01:09:17,053 --> 01:09:18,722
Basement.
Basement.

1187
01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:21,825
I didn't get around to
checking the fucking basement.

1188
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:22,959
Shit.

1189
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:29,132
Okay, the -- the smart thing
to do is to go and --

1190
01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:33,503
and get the -- the cops, right,
get some -- get some help.

1191
01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:35,905
I can't go back in there alone.

1192
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:39,142
I can't go back in there.

1193
01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:44,981
Okay.

1194
01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:54,491
Come on, come on.

1195
01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:04,334
[Sighs]

1196
01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:09,005
[Sighs]

1197
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,749
-* Yeah

1198
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:21,785
* Better than a champ
-* What

1199
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:23,387
-* Better than a champ
-* What, what

1200
01:10:23,487 --> 01:10:24,921
-* You're a Chad
-* What

1201
01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:26,022
-* C-C-Chad
-* What

1202
01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:28,358
-* You're a Chadpion

1203
01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:31,127
-I changed my mind.

1204
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,529
I'm back.

1205
01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:37,267
Okay, guess
I'm really doing this.

1206
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:39,135
I know Jen and I have had
our ups and downs,

1207
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,471
but I definitely don't want
her to die though.

1208
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,773
And Steve, I'm hoping
he's still around, man.

1209
01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:46,943
He was was true Chadpion.
Maybe even better than me.

1210
01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:51,648
And Spencer, well, actually,
Spencer kind of sucks,

1211
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:53,182
but if he's around,
we'll grab him.

1212
01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:59,656
I guess Burrows has Triple A.

1213
01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:02,659
[Sighs] Alright, Craig,

1214
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,060
what have you got for me?

1215
01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:18,141
Oh, that's pretty sick,
but shit.

1216
01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:22,078
Alright, perfect,
that'll do nicely.

1217
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:37,126
Batter up, bitches.
[Laughs]

1218
01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:39,529
I fucking sound like Craig.

1219
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:43,299
Alright,
how the fuck am I gonna do this?

1220
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,269
I need both hands for the bat.

1221
01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:50,273
I'm gonna be taping
you guys to the...

1222
01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:54,511
How does that --
don't have any --

1223
01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:58,815
maybe, can we put you in the-,

1224
01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:03,353
maybe I can strap the phone
to my head.

1225
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,789
Damn it.

1226
01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:14,197
I can't believe I'm saying this,

1227
01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:18,468
but I think -- I think I'm gonna
have to leave iChad behind.

1228
01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:25,709
So, I guess this is goodbye.

1229
01:12:25,809 --> 01:12:31,314
Goodbye to the 5 million.
Holy shit.

1230
01:12:35,952 --> 01:12:38,588
Goodbye all 5 million of you.

1231
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:44,761
I'll leave you with a nice shot
of the house on the dash here,

1232
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:46,496
how's that?

1233
01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:55,505
What do I do here...
echoes in eternity.

1234
01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:02,011
"Gladiator," dope movie.

1235
01:13:02,111 --> 01:13:04,347
[Car door opens, closes]

1236
01:13:11,855 --> 01:13:13,857
[Car alarm blaring]

1237
01:13:40,049 --> 01:13:43,219
[Car alarm continues]

1238
01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:01,571
[Car door opens]

1239
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,540
[Alarm stops]

1240
01:14:14,851 --> 01:14:17,453
[Dramatic music plays]

1241
01:14:17,554 --> 01:14:27,130
*

1242
01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:36,640
*

1243
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:46,315
*

1244
01:14:46,415 --> 01:14:55,892
*

1245
01:14:55,992 --> 01:15:01,064
-Hey, hey, are you alright?
You're alright, aren't you?

1246
01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:03,567
Come on, okay, we're gonna get
you out of here.

1247
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:07,470
[Indistinct conversation]

1248
01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:09,973
Fuck, fuck! Hey, hey!

1249
01:15:10,073 --> 01:15:12,842
You back the fuck off, bro!

1250
01:15:12,942 --> 01:15:15,344
Back! Stop!

1251
01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:20,550
[Laughs] That's right!
That's right, baby!

1252
01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:23,820
I'm gonna bash your
fucking brains in.

1253
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,555
This is what's gonna happen.

1254
01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:28,157
You are gonna give me
the keys to this thing,

1255
01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:29,726
and then her and
I are walking outta here.

1256
01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:32,161
You got that, bitch?
You got that?

1257
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:35,498
-Chad.
-What? What?

1258
01:15:35,599 --> 01:15:38,434
-What about the rest of them?

1259
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,704
-The rest of them?

1260
01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:50,113
*

1261
01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,948
-Get the fuck back!

1262
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:56,452
You get back!
You know who the fuck I am, huh?

1263
01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,722
You don't underestimate
the power, baby, of the Cha--

1264
01:15:58,822 --> 01:16:01,224
[Groaning and sputtering]

1265
01:16:01,324 --> 01:16:03,760
*

1266
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:05,729
[Panting]

1267
01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:07,631
*

1268
01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,733
[Axe hitting flesh]

1269
01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:12,468
*

1270
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,471
[Gasping]

1271
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:18,241
*

1272
01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:21,110
Help!

1273
01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:23,813
[Panting and groaning]

1274
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:31,587
*

1275
01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:39,428
*

1276
01:16:39,528 --> 01:16:47,170
*

1277
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:54,978
*

1278
01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,780
[Groaning]

1279
01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,817
*

1280
01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:03,720
-Help!
Help! Help!

1281
01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:07,123
Help!
[Axe hitting flesh]

1282
01:17:07,223 --> 01:17:10,126
*

1283
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:19,035
*

1284
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:21,971
[Wood breaking]

1285
01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:24,507
*

1286
01:17:24,607 --> 01:17:26,876
-[Yelping]

1287
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:30,013
*

1288
01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:32,148
[Axe dragging]

1289
01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:33,683
*

1290
01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:36,285
[Strangled shout]

1291
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:45,461
[Rattling]

1292
01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:05,849
[Axe dragging]

1293
01:18:05,949 --> 01:18:08,384
*

1294
01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:11,788
No, no.

1295
01:18:38,181 --> 01:18:40,416
[Crying quietly]

1296
01:18:40,516 --> 01:18:42,852
I love you, Mom.

1297
01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:52,695
[Gurgling while crying]

1298
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:05,208
[Footsteps leaving]

1299
01:19:42,946 --> 01:19:45,081
[Cellphone chimes]

1300
01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:26,956
-You know, I'm not really sure
if that is real,

1301
01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:30,059
but if it is,
Team Burrows all the way.

1302
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:31,995
-

1303
01:20:32,095 --> 01:20:33,462
-Oh, that is trending.

1304
01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:36,866
-* Do the axe,
do the axe *

1305
01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:38,968
* Now take a second to relax

1306
01:20:39,068 --> 01:20:42,538
* And do the axe,
do the axe *

1307
01:20:42,638 --> 01:20:44,908
-Some speculation on
how the cult happened

1308
01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:49,645
to be there the same night
that Chad showed up.

1309
01:20:49,745 --> 01:20:54,350
Was it just Satanic serendipity,
or was there more?

1310
01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:56,185
Jen said she --
-Fuck you,

1311
01:20:56,285 --> 01:20:59,155
you ignorant, misogynistic,
waste of bandwidth.

1312
01:20:59,255 --> 01:21:02,558
-What about-- I mean, that blood
looked, like, kind of, real no?

1313
01:21:02,658 --> 01:21:04,160
-I mean, have you seen what
they're able to do with, like,

1314
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:06,495
movies and shit now?
Like, you think --

1315
01:21:11,467 --> 01:21:17,173
* And I've got Tinder feelings,
baby *

1316
01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:20,910
* And they're for you

1317
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:23,712
* Tinder feelings

1318
01:21:23,812 --> 01:21:27,750
* Baby, I wanna make
you my boo *

1319
01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:31,754
* Tinder feelings

1320
01:21:31,854 --> 01:21:36,725
* Baby, and they're for you

1321
01:21:36,825 --> 01:21:40,763
-Yo.

1322
01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:42,865
-I'm devastated.

1323
01:21:42,966 --> 01:21:46,102
I was the last person to speak
with Chad before he died.

1324
01:21:46,202 --> 01:21:50,606
He was really excited about
my reality show,
"Essentially Eric."

1325
01:21:50,706 --> 01:21:52,976
-Rest in peace to the dude.
Let me just say that.

1326
01:21:53,076 --> 01:21:55,044
Rest in peace,
and I hope --

1327
01:21:55,144 --> 01:22:00,116
-* It feels good, feels good,
real good, real good *

1328
01:22:00,216 --> 01:22:02,585
* I really like it

1329
01:22:02,685 --> 01:22:05,454
-Hashtag Chad gets
the motherfucking axe.

1330
01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:07,323
Yo, Burrows is
a bad motherfucker.

1331
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,325
Did you see that?
I'm gonna catch his ass.

1332
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:10,926
[upbeat music plays]

1333
01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:16,799
*

1334
01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:22,671
*

1335
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:26,142
-Do you like Chad Ryan, Louie?
[Dog whimpers]

1336
01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:27,610
It's a no.

1337
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,178
-So, I don't know
who needs to hear this,

1338
01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,447
but if you're planning
to live stream yourself

1339
01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:33,682
trespassing in a place

1340
01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:38,087
where a Satanic cult killed
a bunch of people, don't.

1341
01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:41,357
-And, like, I didn't --
I couldn't tell.
I could not tell

1342
01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:42,858
if it was actually
a real live stream or not.

1343
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:47,330
-Chad, you cannot act, dude.
You cannot act.

1344
01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:50,433
-It is wrong to kill people,
but --

1345
01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:53,336
and hear me out -- but is
anybody really gonna miss him?




